~ 7x02 Monkey Business, part 2~ |
Kevin to Ruthie: "Don't you think I have enough problems with
Lucy without you're help?"
Ruthie to Kevin: "What kind of
problems?"
Ruthie to Kevin: "Is it sex? Is that you're problem with
Lucy?"
Kevin to Ruthie: "No it is not sex and I dont think it's cute for
you to ask me that because it's completely inappropriate."
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Lucy to Kevin: "Robbie said that you said that Mary told you
Robbie and I slept together."
Kevin to Simon: "Bye."
Kevin to
Lucy: "So are you mad at Mary because she said something to me or because I said
something to Robbie?"
Lucy to Kevin: "I don't know why she would say
something. and I don't know you said something to Robbie, especially without
saying something to me first. And I'm still upset with your new partner. Is she
still around?"
Kevin to Lucy: "Yes, and I'm sorry if there a rule that I
have to discuss everything I say to Robbie with you? Because I didn't know that
was a rule. And now that I do I'm not agreeing to it."
Lucy to Kevin:
"You don't have to agree with it because it's still a rule."
Kevin to
Lucy: "Let's see how that works out."
Lucy to Kevin: "See how what works
out?"
Kevin to Lucy: "This." (He kisses her)
Lucy to Kevin:
"Wait. You can't... you can't..."
Kevin to Lucy: "I can't do
what?"
Lucy to kevin: "You can't just do that everytime I try to talk to
about something serious."
Kevin to Lucy: "Why not?"
Lucy to Kevin:
"Because it's a rule and I don't care if you agree to it because it's still a
rule." (runs up stairs, yelling down at Kevin) and change
partners!"
Kevin to himself: "Man I love that woman."
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Simon to Robbie: "I hope you left me some hot
water."
Robbie to Simon: "I didn't have any hot water to begin with, why
do you think Im dressed like this? Im freezing."
Simon to Robbie: "Why
don't we have any hot water?"
Robbie to Simon: "Because others were up
and showered before me, others who use mass quantaties of hot
water...Mary."
Simon to Robbie: "What time is she getting up now, 4
am?"
Robbie to Simon: "I don't know but she is going to have to talk to
Reverend Camden sooner or later."
Simon to Robbie: "Did you talk to
her?"
Robbie to Simon: "I could ask you the same thing, did you talk to
her?"
Simon to Robbie: "Yeah, I could'nt help myself."
Robbie to
Simon: "Me neither. Did you get through to her?"
Simon to Robbie: "No."
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Kevin to Robbie: "Last night when I was talking to
Mary."
Robbie to Kevin: "Mom said we should'nt talk to her."
Kevin
to Robbie: "I know but I did it anyways and you know what she said. She said 'Oh
really? Did you know Robbie and Lucy had a little sleep over in his room last
year.' Is that true? Did Lucy ever spend the night with you in this
room?"
Robbie to Kevin: "Is that why you want to trade my room for
yours?"
Kevin to Robbie: "I'll take that as a yes."
Lucy to Kevin:
"Robbie said that Mary said that you said me and Robbie slept
together."
Kevin to Simon: "See ya."
Kevin to others: "Cecilia
ratted out Simon."
Robbie to Kevin: "Did she rat out about her or the
other dates?"
Lucy to everyone: "I'm sorry, but what are we talking
aabout?"
Kevin to Lucy: "Simon has a dating service where girls pay him
to take them out."
Lucy to others: "I didn't know this
why?"
Ruthie To Lucy: "Like Kevin said No one likes a stool
pigeon."
Lucy to Kevin: "So you told them not to tell me?"
Kevin
to Ruthie: "Okay, its me and you."
Ruthie to Kevin: "Maybe Robbie will
talk with me, he's good at that."
Robbie to Ruthie: "Thats between you
and Kevin."
Kevin to Ruthie: "How come what I told you to do, but you do
it anyways?"
Ruthie to Kevin: "I didnt say anything to anyone. I tell the
truth.."
Kevin to Ruthie: "Your telling the half truth. Don't you think I
have enough problems with your sister already?
Ruthie to Kevin: "What
kind of problems?"
Kevin to Ruthie: "Apologize first..."
Ruthie to
Kevin: "I'm sorry I embarrassed you expecially in front of my sister
Lucy."
Ruthie to Kevin: "Is it sex? Is that your problem?"
Kevin
to Ruthie: "No it's not sex. I dont think that is cute for you to be asking me
that. The problem is that I am madly in love with your sister."
Ruthie to
Kevin: "you are aren't you?"
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Eric to Simon: "Simon! Kitchen! Now!"
Annie to Eric:
"What's going on?"
Simon to Annie: "I think Dad wants to see me in the
kitchen."
Ruthie to Lucy: "Is this a way a woman who wants to be a
minister should behave?"
Lucy to Ruthie: "No.."
Sam to Simon &
Robbie: "Shh! Don't wake up mom."
David to Simon & Robbie: "Dad said
let her sleep."
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Eric to Mary: "You'd consider leaving your family in
order to be with this low-life sky jockey who's got a daughter your own
age?"
Mary to Eric: "I really have to go now! Would you please get out of
my car!?"
Eric to Mary driving away: "I hope that everytime that you even
think about kissing him you think about kissing your father!"
Eric to
himself on the street: "And for anyone who's listening, that came out completely
wrong!"
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Robbie to Simon: "Simon, you're not just a date, you're running
an escort service. You can't do that."
Simon to Robbie: "Why not? It's
not illegal."
Robbie to Simon: "It's immoral."
Simon to Robbie:
"No, it's not. It's practically a public service."
Simon to Robbie: "I'm
not selling sex."
Robbie to Simon: "You're one step away from
it!"
Kevin to peeping Ruthie outside door: "Morning,
Ruhtie!"
Simon to Ruhtie: "What did you hear?!"
Ruhie to Simon:
"Nothing just 'Morning, Ruthie.'"
Kevin to Simon & Robbie: "Does
anyone ever think of checking to see if Ruthie's outside the door before they
begin a conversation."
Ruthie to Kevin: "Fortunately not."
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Simon
to Annie: "You let Mary date a man as old as dad and I can't even have my own
apartment."
Annie to Simon: "That's really lame, Simon."
Ruthie to
Simon: "Can a guy under age 18 can get arrested for soliciting?"
Simon to
Ruthie: "You don't even know what that means?"
Ruthie to Simon: "Yes I
do, I asked Kevin what it is when one person pays money to another person to go
out with them, and he said it's soliciting. Women are actually paying you money
to go out with them? That's where you are evey night?"
Simon to Ruthie:
"How do you know that?"
Ruthie to Simon: "Deductive
reasoning."
Simon to Ruhtie: "It's nothing bad. It's just when a woman at
my school needs a date because she's broken up with her boyfriend or she wants
to make her boyfrined jealous, or has a special function, like a wedding to go
to aand se doesn't want to go herself, then I just help them out."
Ruhtie
to Simon: "For money?"
Simon to Ruhtie: "It doesn't matter how nice you
try to make it sound. It's still wrong, and I think you should stop doing it.
And I think if you don't something bad is going to happen to you."
Ruthie
to Kevin: "You're amazing. You have no fear of me whatsoever. I admire that...
sort of."
Kevin to Ruhtie: "Upstairs. All the way upstairs. And if I ever
catch you listening on one of my conversations I'm nt going to let you off with
just a warning."
Ruthie to Kevin: "Is that a threat? Man you give a guy a
uniform and a gun and they think they rule the world."
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Eric yelling up
stairs: "Simon!" (A la Alvin and the Chipmuncks)
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Cecilia to Simon: "Well, here's 5 buks Simon. The word out on the street says that one of your dates is pregnant and I think she's only been paying you to take her out so that when her parents find out they'll think the baby is yours. Now, who doesn't understand the consequences of their actions?"