~ 7x02 Monkey Business, part 2~

 

Kevin to Ruthie: "Don't you think I have enough problems with Lucy without you're help?"
Ruthie to Kevin: "What kind of problems?"
Ruthie to Kevin: "Is it sex? Is that you're problem with Lucy?"
Kevin to Ruthie: "No it is not sex and I dont think it's cute for you to ask me that because it's completely inappropriate."

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Lucy to Kevin: "Robbie said that you said that Mary told you Robbie and I slept together."
Kevin to Simon: "Bye."
Kevin to Lucy: "So are you mad at Mary because she said something to me or because I said something to Robbie?"
Lucy to Kevin: "I don't know why she would say something. and I don't know you said something to Robbie, especially without saying something to me first. And I'm still upset with your new partner. Is she still around?"
Kevin to Lucy: "Yes, and I'm sorry if there a rule that I have to discuss everything I say to Robbie with you? Because I didn't know that was a rule. And now that I do I'm not agreeing to it."
Lucy to Kevin: "You don't have to agree with it because it's still a rule."
Kevin to Lucy: "Let's see how that works out."
Lucy to Kevin: "See how what works out?"
Kevin to Lucy: "This." (He kisses her)
Lucy to Kevin: "Wait. You can't... you can't..."
Kevin to Lucy: "I can't do what?"
Lucy to kevin: "You can't just do that everytime I try to talk to about something serious."
Kevin to Lucy: "Why not?"
Lucy to Kevin: "Because it's a rule and I don't care if you agree to it because it's still a rule." (runs up stairs, yelling down at Kevin) and change partners!"
Kevin to himself: "Man I love that woman."

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Simon to Robbie: "I hope you left me some hot water."
Robbie to Simon: "I didn't have any hot water to begin with, why do you think Im dressed like this? Im freezing."
Simon to Robbie: "Why don't we have any hot water?"
Robbie to Simon: "Because others were up and showered before me, others who use mass quantaties of hot water...Mary."
Simon to Robbie: "What time is she getting up now, 4 am?"
Robbie to Simon: "I don't know but she is going to have to talk to Reverend Camden sooner or later."
Simon to Robbie: "Did you talk to her?"
Robbie to Simon: "I could ask you the same thing, did you talk to her?"
Simon to Robbie: "Yeah, I could'nt help myself."
Robbie to Simon: "Me neither. Did you get through to her?"
Simon to Robbie: "No."

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Kevin to Robbie: "Last night when I was talking to Mary."
Robbie to Kevin: "Mom said we should'nt talk to her."
Kevin to Robbie: "I know but I did it anyways and you know what she said. She said 'Oh really? Did you know Robbie and Lucy had a little sleep over in his room last year.' Is that true? Did Lucy ever spend the night with you in this room?"
Robbie to Kevin: "Is that why you want to trade my room for yours?"
Kevin to Robbie: "I'll take that as a yes."
Lucy to Kevin: "Robbie said that Mary said that you said me and Robbie slept together."
Kevin to Simon: "See ya."
Kevin to others: "Cecilia ratted out Simon."
Robbie to Kevin: "Did she rat out about her or the other dates?"
Lucy to everyone: "I'm sorry, but what are we talking aabout?"
Kevin to Lucy: "Simon has a dating service where girls pay him to take them out."
Lucy to others: "I didn't know this why?"
Ruthie To Lucy: "Like Kevin said No one likes a stool pigeon."
Lucy to Kevin: "So you told them not to tell me?"
Kevin to Ruthie: "Okay, its me and you."
Ruthie to Kevin: "Maybe Robbie will talk with me, he's good at that."
Robbie to Ruthie: "Thats between you and Kevin."
Kevin to Ruthie: "How come what I told you to do, but you do it anyways?"
Ruthie to Kevin: "I didnt say anything to anyone. I tell the truth.."
Kevin to Ruthie: "Your telling the half truth. Don't you think I have enough problems with your sister already?
Ruthie to Kevin: "What kind of problems?"
Kevin to Ruthie: "Apologize first..."
Ruthie to Kevin: "I'm sorry I embarrassed you expecially in front of my sister Lucy."
Ruthie to Kevin: "Is it sex? Is that your problem?"
Kevin to Ruthie: "No it's not sex. I dont think that is cute for you to be asking me that. The problem is that I am madly in love with your sister."
Ruthie to Kevin: "you are aren't you?"

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Eric to Simon: "Simon! Kitchen! Now!"
Annie to Eric: "What's going on?"
Simon to Annie: "I think Dad wants to see me in the kitchen."

Ruthie to Lucy: "Is this a way a woman who wants to be a minister should behave?"
Lucy to Ruthie: "No.."
Sam to Simon & Robbie: "Shh! Don't wake up mom."
David to Simon & Robbie: "Dad said let her sleep."

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Eric to Mary: "You'd consider leaving your family in order to be with this low-life sky jockey who's got a daughter your own age?"
Mary to Eric: "I really have to go now! Would you please get out of my car!?"
Eric to Mary driving away: "I hope that everytime that you even think about kissing him you think about kissing your father!"
Eric to himself on the street: "And for anyone who's listening, that came out completely wrong!"

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Robbie to Simon: "Simon, you're not just a date, you're running an escort service. You can't do that."
Simon to Robbie: "Why not? It's not illegal."
Robbie to Simon: "It's immoral."
Simon to Robbie: "No, it's not. It's practically a public service."
Simon to Robbie: "I'm not selling sex."
Robbie to Simon: "You're one step away from it!"
Kevin to peeping Ruthie outside door: "Morning, Ruhtie!"
Simon to Ruhtie: "What did you hear?!"
Ruhie to Simon: "Nothing just 'Morning, Ruthie.'"
Kevin to Simon & Robbie: "Does anyone ever think of checking to see if Ruthie's outside the door before they begin a conversation."
Ruthie to Kevin: "Fortunately not."

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Simon to Annie: "You let Mary date a man as old as dad and I can't even have my own apartment."
Annie to Simon: "That's really lame, Simon."
Ruthie to Simon: "Can a guy under age 18 can get arrested for soliciting?"
Simon to Ruthie: "You don't even know what that means?"
Ruthie to Simon: "Yes I do, I asked Kevin what it is when one person pays money to another person to go out with them, and he said it's soliciting. Women are actually paying you money to go out with them? That's where you are evey night?"
Simon to Ruthie: "How do you know that?"
Ruthie to Simon: "Deductive reasoning."
Simon to Ruhtie: "It's nothing bad. It's just when a woman at my school needs a date because she's broken up with her boyfriend or she wants to make her boyfrined jealous, or has a special function, like a wedding to go to aand se doesn't want to go herself, then I just help them out."
Ruhtie to Simon: "For money?"
Simon to Ruhtie: "It doesn't matter how nice you try to make it sound. It's still wrong, and I think you should stop doing it. And I think if you don't something bad is going to happen to you."
Ruthie to Kevin: "You're amazing. You have no fear of me whatsoever. I admire that... sort of."
Kevin to Ruhtie: "Upstairs. All the way upstairs. And if I ever catch you listening on one of my conversations I'm nt going to let you off with just a warning."
Ruthie to Kevin: "Is that a threat? Man you give a guy a uniform and a gun and they think they rule the world."

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Eric yelling up stairs: "Simon!" (A la Alvin and the Chipmuncks)

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Cecilia to Simon: "Well, here's 5 buks Simon. The word out on the street says that one of your dates is pregnant and I think she's only been paying you to take her out so that when her parents find out they'll think the baby is yours. Now, who doesn't understand the consequences of their actions?"

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